I'm trapped in a bad time-travel movie.

So, I had to set up a new computer at work today, and I desperately needed a keyboard to complete the thing. After much wandering around Engineering, I wandered into a vacant cubicle and behold! A new Dell keyboard, sitting nicely wrapped up, and it had a sticky note on top.

Normally, I wouldn't think twice about something like this, but on closer inspection, the note read:

"I recieved your ticket in Help Desk. Here is a new keyboard from I.T. storage. -Jeremy, I.T."

It's been more than a year since I've worked for I.T. Help Desk, and now I work in a completely different department. No other Jeremy has ever worked for NetScout.


Why couldn't I have sent myself some cash?