The Fortune Cookies are About to Take Over
Usually, fortune cookie fortunes will give you some useless bit of advice, and the most entertaining thing you can do with them is add "in bed" to the end of them.
Today was a little different. One person's fortune read "Your life will come to an end soon. Enjoy!" so she took a second. It read "You are almost there."
Then at dinner I got this little nugget:
...yeah. Isn't that a little forward for a fortune cookie? And eerily accurate where it wouldn't have been at this time last year?
I can't write much more about this without going into emotional detail, which I promised I would never do here.
Beware the Fortune Cookie Conspiracy!
3 Comments:
well fourtune cookies often take over the world, however if you add "in the sack" at then end of each of them, it is much more hilarious. and less scary.
-sarah (www.livejournal.com/users/mercistar)
*Giggle* G's got a new girl!?!?
why havent i heard!!
<3 rick
HAHAHAA. Okay, okay, I HAVE to type some of mine in here:
A startling change will work out for the best
You are contemplating some action which will bring credit upon you
You never hesitate to tackle the most difficult problems
You constantly struggle for self improvement
Set your own standard
Don't use your position unfairly
Your ability to juggle many tasks will take you far
You like participating in competitive sports
The fun is about to bein
...I'm tellin you, the people who print these KNOW everyone adds "in bed" to them, and makes them as suggestive as possible. Sick bastards...
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