What the F@#&!?
I got an email today that said someone commented in my blog... naturally I was kind of excited.
That stopped as soon as I saw who it was from. Some guy named "llzg9cjnv71zitk" left me a freaking novel about a new kind of cedar tree that could make me tons of money on lumber because it grows faster!!11
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Seriously, who spams the comments section of an unpopular blog? And with a post that long, obviously spam, who expects someone to read it? I mean... I did, but I'm a loser. Maybe I should go buy 51% of their $0.15 stock and become an evil timber baron. That would be kind of cool and pointless.
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Enlarge yourself now! Have erections that last for WEEKS! Pay off your mortgage! See Tiffany and Amber college girls gone wild! African Diamonds! All with this amazing pill!
Of all the crazy schemes like that I've seen, the best is this guy who advertises at 6 in the morning (usually when the DUI and ambulance chasing lawyers advertise) on TV about how he's invented this AMAZING pill that will save the world. And now YOU have the opportunity to sell it and make THOUSANDS PER MONTH! ALL IN YOUR SPARE TIME!
So... lemme get this straight: This pill is so amazing that no one can buy it, but you can buy the right to sell the right to selling it?
The fact that people go for stuff like that is the reason why I want to start a cult.
Did you know that despite having the most national resources for lumber, the US imports the majority of what lumber we do use, and actually export most of what we do log incredibly cheaply. Random Fact Man strikes again!!
Not to mention, someone was able to sell pet rocks, so in comparison, lumber might be a good investment, you could have it for a pet, and when it "dies" you could turn it into a coffe table or something functional.
You can be like the Log Lady in Twin Peaks! Carry a log around, and claim your dead husband who died in a lumber accident talks to you through it!
...Or perhaps if you don't have a dead husband who died in a lumber accident, you can just carry it around and claim the log talks to you.
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