More Fortune Cookie Madness
Yep, I got another one...
This is NOT a livejournal.
"You will move to a wonderful new home within the year."
Lucky Numbers 8, 7, 17, 37, 41, 45
Usually, fortune cookie fortunes will give you some useless bit of advice, and the most entertaining thing you can do with them is add "in bed" to the end of them.
Today was a little different. One person's fortune read "Your life will come to an end soon. Enjoy!" so she took a second. It read "You are almost there."
Then at dinner I got this little nugget:
...yeah. Isn't that a little forward for a fortune cookie? And eerily accurate where it wouldn't have been at this time last year?
I can't write much more about this without going into emotional detail, which I promised I would never do here.
Beware the Fortune Cookie Conspiracy!